one thing i am irrationally angry at is constellations. “this looks like a bear!” “this looks like a guy!”- no the fuck it doesn’t! i have been to kindergarten! i have mastered the art of connect-the-dots! this ain’t it!
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i don’t know how many people you had to blackmail to get everyone to agree that this trapezoid looks like a goat, but you did not make it fucking true! you drew those lines in yourself and it still does not look like a goat! who the hell do you think you’re fooling?!?
to be fair orion does kind of look like a guy with a shield and a club
THEY GOT TO YOU TOO!!!
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I feel like these might make a lot more sense if we were all staring at the night sky for hours before bed every day of our lives, in a world where there was less light pollution. We would get bored without imaginations.
Orion absolutely looks like a guy.
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It makes a little more sense when you see what Orion looks like without light pollution.
Uh
He has a
Uhhh…
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"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me
this is peak comedy to me
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@smokeandmirrorz dragged me into the Lost boys tunnel, and now I simp for a vampire bf and made these moodboards. Love ya little bro
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